Stormageddon, the Dark Lord of All

Rating: 11/10

Nicknames:

Stormy, Storms, Cat, Stupid Cat, Orange Cat, Kitten, Kimten, Petit Chaton, Storm-Storm, Ma’am

Pronouns:

She/her

Favorite Food/Treat:

Salmon. She will scream for wet food every night, starting a few hours before her dinnertime.

Favorite Toy:

A little pink shrimp with feathers.

What Foundations reading would be his/her favorite?

Stormy is a socialist, so she’d be interested in hearing what Karl Marx has to say.

Idiosyncrasies:

Eats dinner at 7pm, then gets extremely high on catnip and sprints around. Eats only the plants you like best. Was feral, still can’t speak properly. Once got scared of the trash compactor and spent three days in the sewers as revenge.

Additional Comments:

Her favorite person is my roommate. I scoop her poop every night, but she still loves Audrey the best.

Owner:

Maddy Dissinger

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